DAAR Boss Blunders,too

Read anything about the recent maximum blunders of the DAAR Communications boss and his squarest minister of information – Prof.(Pharm.)Akuyili? It’s in the Nigerian Guardian of January 12, 2009.
Can’t Funke Fadugba or some geezer in the NUJ tell these clowns that their scratch-my-back-and-I’ll-scratch -yours tactic isn’t funny?

Truly, I ain’t expecting anything better than that: the shameless pandering of a highly respected professional misfit that Akuyili is by an equally dovish media emperor.

Square Akuyili
I wish Akuyili would go over Dokpesi’s backhand compliments again – the squarest peg for the square hole – and understand that those sycophantic visitors – journalists and their bosses – have their scruples about her competence as information minister. They just can’t scream it in her ears – that she’s square – like those Trojans on the Senate Committee on information and communication did last week when Akuyili was defending her slipshod budget.
And what about the budget? It’s full of generator expenses, renovations, repairs and other silly items. She was careful enough to avoid the Etteh style anyway. Akuyili isn’t even thinking about the FOI bill. What the heck does a narc expert know about FOI? She’s got no 3-or 2- point agenda – like Yardie’s – to make Nigerians take her seriously.

Unprofessional Lying
Worse still, she doesn’t know how to manipulate history to curry favour for her past and present bosses. How would she have made Nigerians swallow that lie – that Obasanjo and his Yaro have been drooling like a rapist over the sexy performance of AIT? Wow!
The DAAR entourage chose to be gulled here. None of them could remember the hunting of Gbenga Aruleba and the fire that gutted AIT Abuja.
Good for them.

Well, she is getting the hang – lying through her teeth, unprofessionally.
That’s Dokpesi’s squarest peg – the best town crier, the one and only government misinformation agent Nigeria can’t afford to lose.
Hope some voyeurs are watching the blind romance between Yardie’s government ineptitude, and the capitalist greed of media moneybags ,like Dokpesi, in Nigeria, as it plays out in this information ministry mal-appointment.

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